Suck it weatherman!

How is it that 20 years ago, before the advent of computers, weathermen could tell you when it would start raining on your block? And, they did it by examining weather patterns and knowing their shit. Since that time, the US Meteorological Society has launched multimillion dollar weather satellites and download trillions of bits of historical information and they can't tell me if it will be sunny and clear today or a fucking tsunami. Our local weather-dick has these cringe worthy contests in which he'll do something stupid if his temperature prediction is off by a certain number of degrees. I'd rather have my taint skewered by a unicorn than watch this TV weather shitfest. And, if he happens to get it right, he prances around the studio like he just cured his own HIV. If congress wants to start doing something productive, how about investigating the scam that is weather forecasting. We might be surprised....on second thought, no we won't.